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mmm ham and poptarts

Journal Entry: Thu Nov 26, 2009, 1:32 PM


Currently in Drama we are doing small play and I was put in a gruop with 4 others and they are all boys, the left me to write the script and this is what I got ( it's a remix of Jack and the Beanstalk."

Narrature:
Once upon a time there was a younge boy named Jack whos family was very poor. Jack's father died whenhe was very younge so his mother struggled to provide for Jack and his siblings. One day Jack's mother became very ill and there was no other choice but to sell the family's cow. On his was to town he met a stranger

Stranger/Stalker: My younge man that is a very nice cow, I don't have much money but I can trade you something.

Jack: Sorry sir I must sell this cow for my mother

Stranger/Stalker: That's to bad..I guess I just have to trade these magic beans to some one else.

Jack: MAGIC BEANS?!?

Stranger/Stalker: Yes, they will make your life easier, do you have a deal?

Jack: Mabey I should ask my mother.. but well it seems like a good investment..it's a deal

Stranger/Stalker: Just rember plant them during the harveset moon.. and something speacial will happen

Jack: Thanks

Narrature:
Little did Jack know that the old stranger was following im home. when he arrived home his mother was sicker then ever.

Jack: Mother.. Mother I met a stranger and he sold me some magic beans.. our lives will be easier.

Brother: You fool, she's going to die because of you!

Brother: OFF TO BE WITH YOU

Narrature:
Jack's brother threw the beans out side, where the old man had been stalkering Jack all day planted them


SCENE 2

Narrarure:
Days past..weeks past and Jack's mother's health declined rappisly. And ever day the bean stalk grew. The night of the harvest moon arose the transformation began.

(Jack wakes up)

Narrature: When Jack woke up he went outside and saw the been stalk

Jack: *Gasps* Woah, beanstalk much.. I wonder where it goes?

(Jack starts to climb)

Narrature:
Jack climbed the bean stalk..completly oblivious to the stalker right behind him. When he got to the top her was suprised to find a castle

Jack: Woah castle?


SCENE 3

Narrature: Suddenly two giants apeared

Giant 1 (Sajan): Fee-Fii-Foo-Fum I smell the blood of an english man

Giant 2 (Kyle): And a Stalker!

Jack: Ahh!.. wait what..Stalker?!?

Stranger/Stalker: Yes Iam THE stalker..I have been stalking you since you bought my beans..DUH DUH DUH DUH

Giant 2 (Sajan): Don't try anyhting stupid I know KUNG FU

Giant 1 (Kyle):
KUNG FU GIANTS

Jack: Mmmm... Ham..

Stalker/Stranger: What?

Giant 1 (Kyle): What?

Giant 2 Sajan; Where did that come from?

Narrature: Suddenly Jack went all Kung Fu

Giant 1 (Kyle): HYYA

Stranger/Stalker: DONT HURT ME

Jack: EXPELLEOMUS!!!

Stranger/Stalker: Wait What??

Jack: Sorry I hessitated..

Stranger/Stalker: WOW...

Narrature: Suddenly the Giants turned into door frames!

Jack: LETS SMASH THEM!!

Stalker/Stranger: YAHH!!

Narrature:
And Jack and the stranger distroyed the giants.

Stalker/Stranger: So you never told me about the ham thing

Jack: We will nevr know.. never know

Stalker/Stranger: YOU SUCK DUDE.

Narrature: And they all lived happily never after and Jack found out he belongs in Poptarts school of wizadry

THE END


Lol, it's awsome sucks im will all the jerks maybe they will think twice about making me the writer..


Narrature: Jade Trautman
Stalker/Stranger: Jonathan D'noffrio
Giant 1: Kyle Jurassic
Giant 2: Sajan Dinsa
Jack: Taro Whitter

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:iconjadethehappymonkey:
How do you do thunder? I dont understand it how the hell do they make thnder a mascot?
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Favourite artist: Treemeepee
That's flattering, thank you!

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